Man Boobs
(Wilson)

 He’s got boobs, man boobs,
They jiggle when he walks.
He goes swimming topless,
Everybody talks…

 About those boobs, man boobs,
You can see right through his shirt.
Looks like he’s been waxing,
I’m thinking that would hurt.

       He likes his spaghetti,
      Burgers, fries and dogs.
       He’s getting lots of movement,
      ‘Specially when he jogs…..

 ‘Cause he’s got boobs, man boobs,
They wiggle when he walks.
The girls are really jealous,
Everybody talks….

 About those boobs, man boobs,
He doesn’t wear a bro.
His boobs don’t have no limits;
They wobble to and fro……

       He likes his buffet dinners,
       Likes those jelly molds,
       He even knows the weather;
       He can tell you when it’s cold…

‘Cause he’s got boobs, man boobs,
Bigger than most girls’,
He’s diggin’ the attention,
He can even make ‘em swirl.

 ‘Cause he’s got boobs, man boobs,
He’s got that plumber’s crack,
He could work at Hooters;
He’s got cleavage front and back.

 Yes, he’s got boobs, man boobs.