My Left One's Bigger Than My Right
(Bruce Wilson)

My left one's bigger than my right
My darn pants don't fit me right
Some folks stop and stare
They point and laugh but I don't care

My left one's bigger than my right
My blouse don't fit me right
Some folks stop and stare
They point and laugh but I don't care

When I put my speedo on 
To cut the grass on my front lawn
Cars come to a halt
It really ain't my fault

My left one's bigger than my right
It keeps me awake in the middle of the night
It makes me lean a bit
Even when I sit

My left one's bigger than my right
It keeps me up in the middle of the night
It gives me a funny walk
People stop and people gawk

When I put my bikini on
To wash the car on my front lawn
Cars screech to a halt
How is that my fault

My left one's bigger than my right
My darn pants don't fit me right
Sometimes they're too tight
'Cause my left one's bigger than my right

My left one's bigger than my right
My darn blouse don't fit me right
Some things fit too tight
'Cause my left one's bigger than my right

My left one's bigger than my right
My left one's bigger than my right

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