That Thing On Your Face
(Bruce Wilson)

Honey, you look great from behind

The side view’s just as good.
You’re smarter than the average guy
But a little misunderstood.
You’ve got those amazing legs
They could walk all over me.
You’re so close to perfect
I think most girls would agree
Your voice is deep and sexy
Your style’s from outer space.
There’s just one thing I have to ask:

What’s that thing on your face?

You’ve got a great personality
You’re dressing to the nines
A moonlit night is your best light
Your manners are divine.
Your body’s lines and angles
Are where they oughta be
But you’re scaring all the children
When they look up to see.
Even mean dogs run and hide
Like they’ve been sprayed with mace
There’s just one thing I have to ask: 

What’s that thing on your face?